The Snap Count Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“A mysterious flag erases McCaffrey's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McCaffrey, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.