The Garbage-Time Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- McCaffrey runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
79%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McCaffrey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.