The Fumble Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- McCaffrey loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
78%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McCaffrey's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.