The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McCaffrey's stadium. Only over McCaffrey.
- The broadcast shows McCaffrey on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McCaffrey's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.