The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
77%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McCaffrey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.