The Phantom Flag Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- A mysterious flag erases McCaffrey's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- McCaffrey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McCaffrey's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.