The Committee Backfield Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“A mysterious flag erases McCaffrey's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- The team goes up 21 early and McCaffrey gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
84%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McCaffrey's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.