The Fumble Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“Coach says McCaffrey is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- McCaffrey finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
McCaffrey scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.