The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- McCaffrey will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McCaffrey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.