The Fumble Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- McCaffrey is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
76%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McCaffrey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.