The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and McCaffrey gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Coach says McCaffrey is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
72%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
McCaffrey scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.