The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and McCaffrey gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- A mysterious flag erases McCaffrey's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- McCaffrey runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
79%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
McCaffrey, McCaffrey, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.