The Late Scratch Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- McCaffrey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
85%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McCaffrey, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.