The Mystery Tweak Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- McCaffrey gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
89%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McCaffrey's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
- Josh Jacobs
FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.