The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- McCaffrey's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McCaffrey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.