The Mystery Tweak Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A mysterious flag erases McCaffrey's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McCaffrey, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.