The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Watson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Watson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.