The Inch-Short Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Watson gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
77%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Watson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.