The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Watson is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
89%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Watson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.