The Garbage-Time Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Hubbard will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hubbard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.