The Stuffed Run Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Hubbard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hubbard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.