The Garbage-Time Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Hubbard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Ref: "Number Hubbard, that's a flag." Hubbard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hubbard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.