The Blown Coverage Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Bengals defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
78%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bengals's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Joe Burrow
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.