The Hamstring Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Bengals defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
89%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bengals's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.