The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Bengals defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
87%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bengals's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Chase Brown
- Joe Burrow
- Tee Higgins
- Evan McPherson
- Cam Grandy
- Mike Gesicki
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.