The Snap Count Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Bengals defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
92%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bengals's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.