The Phantom Flag Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Bengals will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
87%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bengals's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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- Joe Burrow
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- Mike Gesicki
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.