The Hamstring Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Bengals defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
83%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bengals drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.