The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Bengals defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
92%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bengals, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.