The Prevent Defense Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Bengals defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
76%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bengals's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.