The Garbage-Time Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Bengals defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
83%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bengals's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.