The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Bengals defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
88%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bengals, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Joe Burrow
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- Cam Grandy
- Mike Gesicki
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.