The Late Scratch Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Bengals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
85%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bengals, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.