The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Bengals defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
77%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bengals, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.