The Prevent Defense Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Bengals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
91%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bengals's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.