The Phantom Flag Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Bengals defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
89%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bengals drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.