The Snap Count Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Bengals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
87%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bengals, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.