The Intentional Grounding Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Stroud is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Stroud scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.