The Pick-Six Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Stroud: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- The broadcast shows Stroud on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stroud's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.