The Hamstring Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“The broadcast shows Stroud on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Stroud sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Stroud scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.