The Hamstring Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- A mysterious flag erases Stroud's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Stroud sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stroud's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.