The Hamstring Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Stroud audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
81%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stroud, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.