The Overthrow Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Stroud goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stroud, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.