The Hamstring Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Stroud is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stroud drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.