The Overthrow Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Stroud will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
89%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stroud, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.