The Kneel-Down Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Stroud takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
74%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stroud, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.