The Snap Count Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- A mysterious flag erases Stroud's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Stroud will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
72%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stroud's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.