The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Stroud's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
85%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Stroud, Stroud, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.