The Kneel-Down Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stroud's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.