The Phantom Flag Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Stroud audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
77%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stroud, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.